Thursday, October 19, 2006
Men v.s. Women

One of my guy friends recently faces a love problem. His girlfriend seems angry with him and he is super gan cheong, trying to find means to coax and appease his girlfriend...I think it's a good thing to see him so anxious which only shows that he is super concerned about his loved one...He also kept saying that being a man is so tough and he thinks that women are so difficult to understand...haha....
Yup, women can be hard to understand but so do we women think that men are difficult creatures to handle too....Keke, Men are from Mars and women from Venus! Below are some jokes about the differences between men and women...enjoy :P
BATHROOMS:
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
GOING OUT:
When a man says he's ready to go out, it means he's ready to go out. When a woman says she's ready to go out, it means that she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...
THE TELEPHONE:
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail... A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
SOCKS:
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut below the ankles, have pictures of teddy bears or hearts on them, and are most likely pink.
TOYS:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys: miniature TV's, car phones, complicated juicers and blenders, graphic equalizers, computer programs that do useless things very fast, video games, and anything that blinks, beeps and requires at least six "D" batteries to operate.PAYING:A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.LOVE:To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
FUTURE:A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
dreaming @ 11:53 PM