Thursday, October 19, 2006

Men v.s. Women


One of my guy friends recently faces a love problem. His girlfriend seems angry with him and he is super gan cheong, trying to find means to coax and appease his girlfriend...I think it's a good thing to see him so anxious which only shows that he is super concerned about his loved one...He also kept saying that being a man is so tough and he thinks that women are so difficult to understand...haha....

Yup, women can be hard to understand but so do we women think that men are difficult creatures to handle too....Keke, Men are from Mars and women from Venus! Below are some jokes about the differences between men and women...enjoy :P

BATHROOMS:
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GOING OUT:
When a man says he's ready to go out, it means he's ready to go out. When a woman says she's ready to go out, it means that she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...

THE TELEPHONE:
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail... A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

SOCKS:
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut below the ankles, have pictures of teddy bears or hearts on them, and are most likely pink.

TOYS:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys: miniature TV's, car phones, complicated juicers and blenders, graphic equalizers, computer programs that do useless things very fast, video games, and anything that blinks, beeps and requires at least six "D" batteries to operate.


PAYING:
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

LOVE:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

dreaming @ 11:53 PM

Comments: Post a Comment
~Simply Me~

Flying Paper
Taurus
Likes to dream and sleep :P

This blog is like a piggy bank where I will deposit my pennies of thoughts and feelings.
This blog is simple cos it's about me.

Click here for My wedding blog

~Chatter Box~

~Peek a Boo~

My Wedding Blog
Barneysaurus
Christabel
John
Junqi
Koi Junie
Nine of Us
Rain
Sarah
Shurong
Vivian
"Yandao"
Yapp
Yang Zi
Zhongmei
Zihui

~Memories~

May 2005

June 2005

July 2005

August 2005

September 2005

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

January 2008

February 2008

March 2008

April 2008

May 2008

June 2008

July 2008

August 2008

October 2008

November 2008

December 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009

December 2009

January 2010

February 2010

September 2010

~Credits~

chelx-
blogskins
deviantArt- samantha whittens