Dreaming in process

Monday, March 31, 2008

Thoughts count.... haha

dreaming @ 11:00 PM

Saturday, March 22, 2008

What's a priceless luxury to me?

Question of the day:

What's a priceless luxury to a me?

Answer:

To be able to sleep as long as I want without the sound of the annoying alarm clock.....

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dreaming @ 11:10 PM

Friday, March 07, 2008

Jokes to put a smile!

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Words in words

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on.

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Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

Quiz

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

A horrible curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife".

Two Tourists

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."

dreaming @ 10:18 PM

Monday, March 03, 2008

Changes for the better

Changes for the better......

Who doesn't want to do so?

But not many have the luxury to do so, the courage to do so........

You agree?

dreaming @ 9:48 PM