Wedding planning....
Recently, I've been busy surfing bridal forums, sourcing for suitable locations for wedding dinner, bridal studio etc..

Really a lot of planning involved and of course lots of $$ involved!!! OP and I must start to save up more le...

A lot of planning involved but it'll be over in one day...

OP and I are going to set up a wedding blog soon...So if you want to find out more about my wedding planning experience, see my photo albums and know about our love story, stay tune to my wedding blog! =)

Funny answering machine messages!

• Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
  
  
• Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
  
  
• Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
  
  
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
  
  
• This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.

I won a trophy!!
Still remember about the post about me joining my company's 3-on-3 girls' basketball competition? I forgot to mention that there's also a 3 point shooting competition whereby 3 members of the team take turns to shoot the ball within 1 minute... Of course, women's 3 point shoot is not as far as the men's 3 point shoot.. haha

I was one of the members chosen to take part in the shooting (very surprising right? haha). Very surprisingly, we managed to get into the finals which was held yesterday! Haha, I couldn't believe it also...

So I was asked to shoot again this time and I realised that there's a particular spot where I could aim more accurately..Thus, during the actual shooting, I kept standing at the same spot and guess what, I managed to get in 3 balls!!! Total, our score was 6 balls and we came in 2nd!

So today, a silver trophy stands proudly in my cubicle! My first ever sports trophy!!

How do I know?

Chase away Monday Blues with jokes ba :P
Evening Gown

A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife.

"What size?" asked the clerk.

The man shrugged blankly.

Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"

The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order."

Fairy Tales

An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. "Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes. After the Fairy left, the handsome man (old cat) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

Lost Purse

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

Basketball
Today 3 other colleagues and I represented our division and joined our company's 3-on-3 basketball game competition!!!

It's a 3-on-3 girls' game and as no one wanted to join, Sufen and I just particpated even though we haven't play basketball for ages!!

The game started and the other team was so tough... I even got tripped by someone!! I also helpless watched ball fly past above my head many time (they purposely threw so high!!!!! bish) I so short, so very disadvantage!!

In the end, we lost.. haha... so tiring... bleah

Boring??
One of my friends asked me whether I find my life boring....

Yup, I don't go clubbing, I don't really like to stay out late at night, I don't go chill out or party...So you can see I lead a pretty normal nothing-much-exciting-life as compared to others of my age...

She asked me," So what is fun about your life?"

Mmm, I thought for a brief second and answered her," It's always fun when I go out with him.."

I really think that going out with OP is fun and even though if we only just walk around or just go shopping or just catch a movie, I always look forward to it..

Yup, that simple :)

Have a laugh :)

Agreement

A business man was being interviewed about his life and career when the subject of his wife of thirty years came up.

"To what do you attribute the success of your marriage?" asked the interviewer.

"Well," replied the businessman, "You know that saying 'Behind every successful man there's a woman'?"

"Yes."

"Well, behind every successful man's woman is a pre-nuptial agreement."

Driving Permit

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut; then we'll talk about it."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."

Girls' night out

Walking home after a girl's night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"

"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"

Naming Babies

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?""Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

My first company D&D!
Last Friday was my first company D&D..actually didn't intent to join but I got "tricked" by one of my colleagues saying that newbies must join... Thus, Sufen and I signed up and in the end, we found that we have been tricked!! Haha..

Too bad my company didn't allow us to bring cameras or camera phones to the function, thus I can't show you any photos.. My D&D was held at Marina Mandarin and the pre-activities were personalised key chains, charcoal portraits and chocolate fondue!!

However, as I was down with cough, Sufen didn't allow me to dip the fruits into the fondue, so I only ate the fruits.. Haiz.. But Sufen was indeed a very good friend cos later, she also shared my "suffering" by not dipping into the delicious chocolate..haha...

The dinner was quite nice, with great performance and funny shows and sabotage acts from the audience.. had a lot of laughter...keke...

The dessert was mango sago with ice cream!! One of my favourite!! But due to strict supervision by Sufen and some of my colleagues, I didn't touch my bowl..Wasted!! I think the waiter was quite surprised when he cleared the table cos my bowl was still full...I want to eat desserts!!! :(