Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Pick Up Lines!
Below are some cheese-y and funny pick up lines! Haha, wonder if they actually work......- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? (I find this soooo funny!! haha)
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
dreaming @ 9:35 PM
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Nice wedding lunch!
Today, Sufen and I went to attend one of my colleagues - Ker Peng's wedding lunch! It's my first time attending a wedding as a friend/colleague... Hee.. excited cos I've sharing wedding preparations stuff and tips with this colleague since Oct last year! Time flies and today is her special day!We arrived early at the hotel, Marina Mandarin.. So we walked around and admired her beautiful wedding album..Sorry, my camera skills not very good.. haha
Sufen and me!
As my camera skills not very good, in the end didn't take much photos..forgot to take shots of the beautiful bride!! Anyway, she's very beautiful and we can see that she was a blissful gal and her husband was smiling away too! keke... happy for them...
She had 50 over tables! so you can imagine that her banquet was a large one.. haha... mine will only be a 20+ tables banquet.. keke
My table!
Now she's at Jay's concert with her husband! haha... and later she's going Japan for honeymoon! hee... congrats, ker peng and ivan once again =)
dreaming @ 9:45 PM
Thursday, January 17, 2008
That's me??
You're
yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!
The host with the most, you treat guests like they're family, and you love having people over for good times. Like your signature potato chip, you've got that down-home flavor that makes everyone feel comfortable and welcome.
The traditionalist in you enjoys bringing friends, family, neighbors, and even strangers together. From backyard BBQs to movie nights, your friendly ways make people feel like they're home. What could be more fun?
You have your standards: They may be low, but at least you have them. Sure, subtle wit makes some people grin and say, "Now that's funny." But you know the Three Stooges makes people
howl with laughter. It's the physical stuff, the poop jokes and funny voices, that get you going because you have a goofy sense of humor. You have no problem making a fool of yourself as long as your moves to "fake" a fall break the ice and make people feel comfortable.
Wit, sarcasm, and satire can get lost in the translation, but a whoopee cushion is universal. Yes, it may be lowbrow — heck, it may even be nobrow, but getting laughs is what matters to you. From ye old court jesters to the kids of South Park, you and your goofy sense of humor are in good company.
dreaming @ 9:57 PM
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Fast Facts =)
- African elephants only have four teeth to chew their food with.
- A house fly lives only 14 days.
- The pig is rated the fourth most intelligent animal but are mentioned only twice in the Bible.
- Dinosaurs did not eat grass: there weren't any at that time.
- Sharks are immune to all known diseases.
- Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.
- The bones in your body are not white - they range in colour from beige to light brown. The bones you see in museums are white because they have been boiled and cleaned.
- Men loose about 40 hairs a day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.
- A green diamond is the rarest diamond.
- A diamond will break if you hit it with a hammer.
dreaming @ 11:19 PM
Monday, January 07, 2008
Beep beep
Beeepppppp Beeepppppppp ..........................This was what I heard yesterday at 8am... the honking sounds of cars was loud and it lasted quite long... before long, many people in the block were awake, including me!!!I walked to my window and realised that the culprits were four bridal cars!! The brothers were honking the cars excitedly but u know, who likes to be disturbed early in the morning by loud irritating prolonged honking sounds right??One man in the block got fed up and guess what he did??He shouted vulgarities and sweared at the brothers downstairs loudly!! so loud that the whole block can hear!!So malu, right? Wedding day kena scolded by a stranger.. but that worked cos immediately, the brothers stopped their actions..I have warned OP that he must not do that cos will definitely irritate people... honk 3 times can already.. haha....
dreaming @ 9:44 PM
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Jokes to start off a new year!
Here's some jokes to begin a happy 2008!!SalesmanAirman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000.""Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"CannibalsTwo cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one.""No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough.""No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her.""No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either.""Why not?" asked the son."Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."HorseThis man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.MAN: "What was that for?"WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."The wife is satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.MAN: "What was that for this time?"WIFE: "Your horse phoned."MatchmakerA young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please.""Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."
dreaming @ 10:00 PM
