Dreaming in process

Friday, February 13, 2009

Jokes Time Again!

Joke 1:

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

Joke 2:

Q: What's the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."

Joke 3:

Q: How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?

A: He starts his sentence with "My wife told me...."

Joke 4:

On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying “Pass the sugar, sugar.... Pass the honey, honey.”

Then he says, “Pass the tea, you old bag.”

Joke 5:

Q: What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?

A: Men always miss both of them.

Happy Valentine's day!!! =)

dreaming @ 10:06 PM