Thursday, December 14, 2006
Mysteries of Men
Women are mysterious creatures but so are men. Sometimes, women are puzzled about men's certain actions and behaviors. Below are the answers written to some of the queries that we have of men. The answers here are written from a man's perspective and some of them are really funny..hahaQ: Why do men always say such stupid things?A: We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our mate frustrated by a few simple (and well-chosen) words. Q: Why can't men just share their feelings?A: Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel (and could care less)? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, or disgust, we have no idea how we feel.Q: Why can't men just say "I love you?"A: Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that to be a character fault. It's just not easy to admit to one's own character faults. Q: What does it mean when men tell you that they prefer women who don't wear a lot of make up? A: This is our subtle way to tell you that your makeup looks like it was applied by a team of chimpanzees with paint guns. How dare women accuse us men of having no tact? Q: Why do men lie? A: We actually prefer not to, but women make us lie. And I quote, "Honey, does this dress make me loof fat?" or "Do you really think that other woman is more attractive than me?" When we tell you the truth like "You need a diet."or that "We prefer going out drinking with our buddies.", you get mad at us. So we tell you what we think you want to hear. All we're simply trying to do is to please you. Q: Why is it so hard to find a funny, intelligent, nice, sensitive, and single man?A: The answer is actually quite simple. It all boils down to the law of supply and demand. If women truly wanted men who are funny, intelligent, nice, and sensitive, there would be a much greater supply. However, since women are actually more attracted to material wealth, muscular mass, or men who mistreat them, this explains the abundant supply of men who are workaholics, muscle heads, or total jerks.
dreaming @ 10:06 PM
