Thursday, February 01, 2007
They actually said that ?!?!
Been to career fair today....a lot of potential companies there and I got a lot of pamphlets and bags...haha...Some positions sound interesting but I didn't ask much so I dunno the real picture of how's the working environment like.... Got a lot of sending-resumes-work to do soon.. mmm....wonder what my future career is like....blur future ahead ........ Well, worries aside, I came across these funny quotes that are really said by airline attendants as an effort to make "in-flight safety lecture" and other announcements more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: ~There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."~~After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."~~After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."~~From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.~~In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more.~~Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, we'll but try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."~~"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."~~"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children."~~"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."~~"Last one off the plane must clean it."~~And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight...!"~Really creative and humorous, isn't it? hee....
dreaming @ 10:23 PM
